saint
A saint is one who proclaims forgiveness for all, while meticulously tallying others’ shortcomings. They preach humility and selflessness, yet monopolize praise at every opportunity. Elevated on a pedestal of virtue, they gaze down upon the masses, footnoting their own benevolence in the margins of history. They deposit their desires in the abbey of asceticism, retrieving validation from grateful followers. The world exists to offer them admiration, and they exist to bask in its shower of thanks.