hand sanitizer
Hand sanitizer is the modern panacea distilled into a droplet, promising to wash away invisible enemies and any residual social obligation. Its pungent alcohol aroma heralds the start of a cleansing ritual that often ends with fewer handshakes than germs. Marketed as a guardian of communal health, it also functions as a license to judge and avoid others. With each pump, it erodes not only microbes but also the lubrication of conversation, leaving social interactions squeaky clean and soul-crushingly dry. A small dab of this clear elixir achieves what centuries of etiquette could not: it transforms compassion into a slippery, evaporating vapor.