ayahuasca ceremony
An ayahuasca ceremony is a jungle amphitheater that demands a soul passport before promptly selling you into a no-refund hallucination tour. The sacred plant entrusted with your life often liberates your wallet and ego instead. While professing self-discovery, it orchestrates a group hypnosis rave, culminating in coconut water to simulate enlightenment. Its true aim is to sanctify a novel form of consumption called ecotourism.