bagua
The bagua is a decorative ensemble of eight pseudo-mystical symbols from ancient China that now circulates as chic wall art. Far from revealing truths, it merely exposes your finances and psyche. For believers, it grants false security; for skeptics, it bestows only scorn—a self-contained device for guaranteed peace of mind. Arrange it in the corners of your room under the guise of feng shui, and partake in the hopeful ritual that somewhere, something might improve.