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#Barbell

barbell

A barbell is a metal rod loaded with self-esteem and suffering. Its weight trains not only muscles but also the guilt of committing to a workout. It lies in wait on the gym floor, eyeing the moment you decide to use it. Each lift boosts your ego, yet each descent reminds you of reality's gravity. For those chasing an ideal physique, it is the most obedient torture device.

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