disaster recovery
Disaster recovery is the woeful ceremony of hastily patching the wounds inflicted on an organization by nature or accident. Rather than summoning actual help, it summons a tempest of reports and meetings, leaving teams with no time to brew coffee and endless nights to endure. Plans exist only as towering stacks of documents, while real work happens in the cracks between them. Ultimately it concludes in a waltz of 'unforeseen circumstances' and 'budget constraints', and once someone steps onto this stage, normalcy forever remains out of reach.