Six Sigma
Six Sigma is a corporate torture device that brandishes statistics to achieve near-zero defects. In the infinite ritual of process improvement meetings, PowerPoints are worshipped like sacred texts. Every operation is tied to CTQ (Critical to Quality), and the slide count becomes an inviolable metric. Improvement circles turn into heretic purges, and for every one-percent yield increase, one millimeter of corporate hierarchy is gained. The source of all defects forever resides on the shop floor, and the celebratory blame game continues eternally.