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#Cereal

cereal

Cereal is a mass of guilt curated for the breakfast table, a sugary veneer masquerading as healthy sustenance while it literally drains vitamins into the milk. The cheery mascots plastered on the box are specters of marketing declaring dominion over your morning. Each carton is a prison of grains willingly surrendered by children and adults alike. The illusion of a graceful breakfast shatters on the ominous dust at the bottom of the bowl. Walking to the fridge for more milk is the pilgrimage of the damned.

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