aquaponics
Aquaponics is the urban legend device that turns fish excrement into plant fertilizer. Those who preach sustainability often care more about Instagram likes than water quality. They champion self-sufficiency yet end up chasing weekend plumbing leaks. The harmony of green plants and water looks idyllic while demanding the drudgery of pH balancing. What you harvest is fish-scented produce and a hearty dose of self-satisfaction.