#Clean Architecture

Clean Architecture is the corporate ritual of chanting the incantation “dependency inversion” to erect layer after layer of walls hiding one’s own irresponsibility. Under the guise of elegance, modules are endlessly sliced and diagram beauty outweighs actual functionality. The domain layer is deified while all others become mere vassals. It boasts testability even as its test suite balloons larger than the application itself. Ultimately, it ushers developers into a self-inflicted abyss known as abstraction hell.