code of conduct
A code of conduct is a pristine document listing organizational pieties, yet it binds no one and instead churns out excuses to suit any whim. New hires memorize it devoutly only to watch it become a mere paperweight at the real work site, a sacred text made of stationery. It wields threats of penalty to enforce decorum on employees, while granting executives unlimited license to interpret it however they please—a true embodiment of institutional hypocrisy.