communion
Communion is the church's regular ETF of unleavened bread wafers and recycled grape juice, designed to soothe guilty throats while manufacturing communal solidarity. Participants silently munch, savoring the taste of redemption with each bland bite. The ceremony's solemnity hinges on a dimly lit sanctuary and the supernatural powers vested in a single wafer. In reality, the flavor resembles cafeteria soft bread and juice, but the free-flowing gratitude and mild boredom are on the house.