#Continuous Integration

A ritual of collective hysteria where teams nervously integrate code every moment, only to avert their eyes when the build inevitably breaks. The success notification email becomes the sole beacon of hope before being promptly forgotten. It offers a delicate equilibrium: quality is guaranteed upon adoption but instantly questioned in practice. Each midnight failure summons meetings more tedious than a reboot, resolving into office anecdotes by dawn. Championing process-driven purification over actual stability, it embodies the height of metrics worship.