mate
A mate is the ally who, professing to share your burdens, quietly reassigns the credit to themselves. They are the recollection-enhancer that retains only the highlight reel of good times, polishing memories to a nostalgic shine. In moments of crisis, they feign unparalleled loyalty, but vanish at the first sign of shared triumph. They claim to elevate each other in assembly, yet function primarily as a mechanism for confirming one’s own inclusion. The perfect Swiss army knife of companionship: readily available, endlessly recyclable, and indispensable for mass-producing an antidote to solitude.