#Daily Office

The Daily Office is the ritual of loudly reciting the same prayers at fixed hours, tormenting the heavens with divine spam. Like business status meetings, skipping it induces guilt while attending brands you a time thief. Many participants discreetly check their smartphones or glance at the clock, exposing their devotional focus to capitalist distraction. Dubbed sacred time, it paradoxically becomes a tense negotiation with your wristwatch. In the end, asking “When’s the next office?” blurs the line between seeking salvation and checking the schedule.