Regularization
Regularization is the ritual of fitting chains to a model’s runaway parameters, a tragic dance that sacrifices freedom in the name of generalization. While infinite coefficients scream as they shrink, it mocks reality by oversimplifying data. Like a dancer manipulated on the teacher’s palm, it continues to swirl in equations, terrified of the penalty. The elegant curve that emerges might well be evidence that the model has learned nothing.