#Decision Tree

A decision tree is a diagram that charts the labyrinth of choices while forcing you to confront your own insecurities. It feigns to organize options, yet ultimately serves as a universal excuse generator for decision avoidance. The deeper the branches, the more tenuous the rationale, inevitably leading you back to the trunk in a journey of self-negation. Undefeated in boardroom presentations yet exposed as powerless in practice, it reigns supreme in paperwork. Promising sound decisions, it instead gifts meeting rooms with eternal debates.