Prolog
Prolog is a magical box that transmutes human desires into an alchemy of facts and rules, then casts them into a labyrinth called the logic engine. Results emerge after an expedition known as backtracking through the maze of logic expressions. Variables sit as nobles awaiting values, denied rest until summoned. Guard clauses act as gatekeepers, and every command is judged by the binary verdict of provability. In Prolog, truth always means "true", and developers are left merely to pray.