SOLID Principles
The SOLID principles are the five commandments of object-oriented design, revered as inviolable. In practice, they are an arcane incantation that turns code into inscrutable scripture. They despise dependencies, worship extensibility, and become a trap that strangles its practitioners when taken too far. Theoretically flawless, they often serve as a cloak for bugs and the tinder for endless debates. And above all, strict adherence to these principles demands a willingness to endure code review martyrdom.