Agile
Agile is the development methodology that loves change more than planning and cheerfully welcomes rough estimates and endless meetings. Truth always emerges at the end of each sprint, though nobody ever finds the time to verify it. Progress tracking is said to occur, but often it's merely a ritual of staring blankly at a mountain of backlog. In practice, product owners and scrum masters perform strange religious ceremonies while developers are tossed between fleeting satisfaction and unending revisions.