seer
A seer is a professional in translating unasked-for predictions into vague prophecies, proudly concealing their hit-rate behind flowery language. They stir discourse with distant possibilities rather than immediate facts, lightening wallets with missed forecasts. Unfazed by scientific validation, they drape themselves in mystery with cryptic diction and billowy robes, convincing even the most skeptical audience. Failure to predict is their norm, yet each miss is excused as the fluid nature of fate, reinforcing their aura of inscrutability.