#DMAIC

DMAIC is the magical incantation that follows flowery rhetoric with a marathon of define→measure→analyze→improve→control—essentially an overtime workout. Each phase summons a storm of pointless meetings and reports, ballooning project burdens the more seriously you take it. Occasionally, a warped success miraculously emerges by accident and is hailed as “on plan.” Ultimately, it prides itself on a flawless structure that shifts all blame onto the operational phase under the guise of control. Lauded as the banner of process improvement, in reality it’s an endless labyrinth of tasks.