physician
A physician is a self-proclaimed guardian of life who battles questionnaires called medical histories. They skillfully juggle diagnoses and insurance codes, alleviating patients’ suffering while lightening their wallets. In the consultation room, they perform a magic show of medical jargon, transforming a prescription into a passport to health. They hone their craft by increasing questions and medications during wait times. In the end, patients leave with reassurance and a bill in hand—an unusual blend of healer and merchant.