#Dualism

Dualism is the art of neatly slicing reality into two convenient halves, as if one had prepackaged answers to life’s infinite complexities. It invites you to choose between mind and matter, good and evil, then pat yourself on the back for having obeyed its flawless logic. All the while, it masquerades as rigorous philosophy while guiding you into a labyrinth of unresolvable dichotomies. In the end, it secretly preserves the 'neither' option, leaving you with a subtle twinge of philosophical defeat.