grandmother
A grandmother is a surveillance officer disguised as a generous dispenser of sweet treats to grandchildren. She smiles through endless babysitting while unleashing a barrage of call-me-now demands. Though silent on secrets to longevity, she never tires of expounding her overprotective doctrine. Occasionally employing strategic tears as weapons of sympathy, she manipulates grandchildren via their parents. Unbeknownst, she amasses the family archive in her dual role as manager of both love and bondage.