training
Training is the corporate spectacle that externalizes internal shortcomings under the guise of education. Participants assemble on day one brimming with hope, only to depart on the final day as wanderers lost in oblivion. Instructors deliver passionate monologues buried beneath slides, while attendees leave behind the unread-email tombstones of their attention. The knowledge gained dissolves like magic within three minutes of returning to real work. Above all, it’s designed to manufacture the ultimate excuse: "More training is required."