#Employer

An employer is the contractual deity who substitutes their own labor with that of others and reaps only the fruits of obligation. While preaching stability and growth, they are masters of the guillotine called "restructuring" at the first sign of poor performance. The wages they bestow often arrive as unsolicited charity with no room for negotiation. One should remember that instilling motivation in employees is best achieved by the dire prospect of deadlines unmet.