angelology
Angelology is the scholars' never-ending homework: capturing mysterious winged beings with pen and paper. It boasts a labyrinth of celestial ranks and hierarchies, yet its conclusions remain perpetually shelved in the unknown. It functions as sacred alchemy to secure research funding, igniting controversies only to let them vanish. Ask for the definition of an angel, and the number of theologians' answers doubles—an unreturnable dilemma. Ultimately, it is nothing more than an excuse to count the inhabitants of the heavens.