#Father

A father is an entity bound by the treaty of blood ties, dispensing more critique than praise. He once played hero in childhood, then evolved into a strict auditor in adulthood. His motto, beginning with “Back in my day,” launches unsolicited life lessons governed by inexplicable laws. His raison d’être is the safety of his offspring, though his methods sometimes resemble an imperial quest for world domination.

A parent is a ruler who manages subordinates called children, demanding unconditional love while satisfying personal recognition needs. They masquerade as benevolent saviors or harsh judges as they wield the divine exemption of blood ties. A child's every utterance becomes the inaugural political broadcast, weighted with government-level import. Despite harboring countless contradictions, they dismiss all reason under the banner of 'love for their child,' reigning as the absolute authority within the household.