regulating service
A regulating service is a pantomime troupe of experts who issue convenient demands on both nature and markets with nothing but empty words. They endlessly mass-produce manuals and reports without ever touching the root of the problem, building an altar where no one drinks the boiling water yet no one is ever held accountable. Whenever something skews out of line, they proudly proclaim “we will regulate it,” all the while letting the skew expand until it overwhelms them. Clients think they’re buying peace of mind, but before they know it they’re drawn into a cult of new dependencies. In their mythos they’re revered as the holy grail capable of controlling everything, yet in reality they’re merely alchemists of numbers. After all, endless improvement proposals are the greatest business opportunity of all.