feminism
Feminism: the practice of proclaiming gender equality while stockpiling every excuse for imbalance. It’s a detective game spanning kitchens to boardrooms, unearthing hidden power structures. The self-appointed standard-bearers of equality craft new slogans with each critique, vying for catchphrase fame. They denounce wage gaps yet are trapped in an endless loop of debating new discrepancies. Ultimately it’s a one-person play before a mirror asking, “Equality for whom?”