guardian
A guardian is a self-appointed savior backed by statutes, wielding paperwork thicker than their ward's desires. They patrol the borderlands of autonomy with solemn nods, ever poised to interject "for your own good" before you hesitate. In their universe, free choice is nothing more than a box to be ticked off by bureaucratic decree. The ward's authentic wishes often drown in an ocean of forms, yet the guardian will smile and insist it's all in the name of protection. After all, what is freedom but a risk craving meticulous oversight?