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#Instrument

guitar

A guitar is a type of string instrument that legitimizes noise under the guise of self-expression. It carves both pain and pride into your fingertips with every metallic string you pluck. It also deceives you into believing that turning up the amp can mask any lack of skill with a wall of sound. For beginners, it is a friend; for experts, an ever-present challenger that never relinquishes its grip.

piano

A piano is a 88-keyed punching bag for releasing human stress through sound. Each touch of the keys shatters the neighbor's tranquility just a little. The higher the price, the more it's hailed as a sign of 'refined taste,' a curious mechanism of social censorship. Equally effective as home decor, it demands regular sacrifices to the tuner, lest it penalize you with discordant punishment.

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