karaoke
Karaoke is the ritual of swallowing one’s courage and a karaoke machine in a dimly lit booth. Participants rely on the microphone’s amplification to mask their tone-deaf flaws, hoping applause will bury their shortcomings. Singing ability is secondary to projecting enough volume and bravado to convince the audience of competence. Yet, by the final chorus, everyone is exhausted, united in the silent hurling of the remote onto the table.