kundalini
Kundalini is the so-called slumbering serpent at the base of the spine, the marquee item in the self-discovery marketplace. Believed to ignite miracles upon awakening, it simultaneously fuels dubious workshops and overpriced courses. To some, it promises supreme enlightenment; to others, it induces head-scratching on yoga mats. Lacking any scientific basis, it wanders the vague realm called chakras, delivering both healing and confusion. Ultimately, it serves as an odd self-help catalyst forcing confrontation with one’s own inner filth.