reading
Reading is the self-indulgent ritual by which idle souls seek salvation in printed ink. The act of stacking books is the pinnacle of self-satisfaction, while actually reading them is nothing more than a battle with sleep. The more one flips pages in pursuit of knowledge, the more real-life hours quietly vanish. Library silence becomes the perfect alibi for one’s inability to focus. The spines on a bookshelf are the con artists promising ‘someday I’ll read this’ ad infinitum.