massage
Massage is the noble act of outsourcing one’s aches to a stranger’s hands, masquerading as therapeutic communion. Each knead delivers a paradoxical blend of soothing relief and mildly bruising proof that pain can be pleasure. Post-session, one emerges both relaxed and peculiarly rich in appointment reminders—guaranteeing a cycle of dependency on human touch and calendar slots. It’s the art of emptying your wallet in the name of releasing tension.