symbolic interactionism
A school of thought that attempts to decipher human behavior using symbols, the modern equivalent of reading tea leaves with a sociology badge. It reveals that what we boast as free will is actually a dance choreographed by meaningless tokens. By turning words and gestures into a kaleidoscope, it mirrors the illusions of self and society back at us. It reminds us that the choices we believed we made are nothing more than hallucinations implanted by our peers. Try using it in everyday conversation and you'll find it's just an empty self-analysis machine.