meeting
A meeting is a ritual where multiple humans gather to defer consensus at the expense of productivity. The organizer wastes the resource of time by corralling attendees, who nervously await a single word from their boss across the screen. Agendas pile up but conclusions are always postponed to another day, with the true objective being simply setting the next meeting. Minutes clandestinely affirm the event’s existence, only to be buried in archives unread by all.