Kotlin
Kotlin is not some lofty abstraction, but a species of programming language parasitizing the ancient JVM. A new proselytizing tool of JetBrains, masquerading as modernity. While boasting ambitions of multiplatform reach, it often remains more IDE-dependent than native. Developers intoxicate themselves with its supposed simplicity, believing new superstitions like Composable and Coroutines. Occasionally, each version upgrade births build errors, producing sacrifices of the community caught between chaos and efficiency.