morning routine
A morning routine is the ritualized sequence of groggy supplications to alarms, smartphones, and coffee, masquerading as a promise of tranquility and productivity. In reality, it amplifies anxiety and self-loathing under the guise of aromatherapy-laced modern religion. The more meticulous one’s checklists, the more they supplant the true goal of getting out of bed. In pursuit of efficiency, one often overlooks the only guaranteed outcome: precious time squandered.