Malpractice
Malpractice is the artful placement of one’s duty in a gentle coma, allowing the clock of responsibility to tick on without concern. It is the strategic retreat behind the shield of 'I’m busy', a saintly guise under which actual work ceases. Teams drown in aimless meetings and mountains of paperwork, partaking in the solemn ceremony of blame-shifting. Managers starved for accountability cultivate an ecosystem of creeping inertia. At last, the entire institution basks in perfect stagnation, a utopia where no soul bears responsibility.