NFC
NFC is the magic spell that promises to swipe away your wallet and sanity with a single tap. Claimed to be "one-touch convenience," it often leads you on a pilgrimage through hidden settings menus. It reigns supreme as the device that blames network errors and dead batteries while readers in train stations and vending machines become oracles of misfortune. For every promised convenience, it demands sacrifice to the fickle deities of power and signal strength.