#Niyama

Niyama is the yogic spectacle of self-discipline, draped in solemnity to mock life’s petty cravings. It preaches serenity while plugging ears to the soul’s cry for cake. Chanting sacred norms, it demands the Herculean feat of tolerating your neighbor’s vices in silent endurance. It masquerades as self-improvement but feels more like a communal boot camp that everyone silently enjoys.