#Non-Blocking I/O

Asynchronous I/O is the art of programs abandoning tasks without waiting for replies, creating an illusion of idle CPU time and gifting developers with mysterious bugs. It proclaims in its specs that there is no need to wait, yet in production it's met with cries of "When will it ever return?". The term "non-blocking" feels like the system perfected the excuse to keep humanity waiting. Beneath its elegance lies a theater of idle timeouts and chaos. Welcome to a realm where patience is optional and confusion mandatory.