Budgeting
The ritual of meticulously trimming, inflating and re-trimming a bundle of numbers once proudly declared complete, as if auditioning a lover anew each fiscal year. Executives hail it as 'strategic foresight', while frontline workers deem it 'agonizing drudgery'. In theory, a magic wand for seeing the future—yet in practice, it always leaves someone nursing a paper cut. Ultimately, it's a ceremony kneeling before colossal figures, receiving equal parts praise and blame.