mediumship
A mediumship is a service that claims to hear the voices of the dead while providing a venue for collecting fees. It carries the souvenirs of worldly desires and supernatural promises, presided over by a master of ceremonies. Participants seek peace of mind, but often are left with nothing but receipts and self-loathing. Statistically, skepticism dominates, yet many believe that mystery holds more persuasive power than equations. The closing remark 'Your loved ones are always with you' is the most versatile catch-all phrase.