webinar
A webinar is a ritualistic recitation of slides in a virtual cathedral, where presenters preach their PowerPoint scriptures. Participants offer silent prayers in the chat void while the speaker indulges in self-satisfied proselytizing. Audio lags are treated as sacred trials, and recordings become requiems never replayed in the digital afterlife. At the end of the endless slide purgatory, everyone is left clutching only the illusion of self-improvement.