linear programming
Linear programming is the mathematical ritual of solving resource allocation problems within a world restricted by straight lines. It sanctifies the pursuit of an infinitesimal vertex after wandering labyrinthine constraints. In theory it promises perfect optimality, but in practice it is ensnared by rounding errors and computation time traps. In real-world scenarios, it is often used to justify absurd simplifications under the guise of model simplicity. Ultimately, it is an ascetic pilgrimage to stand atop a formulaic summit and proclaim, “This is the best.”