farmers market
A farmers market is a weekly ritual of communal virtue-signaling, masquerading as a humble exchange of local produce. Booths sprout like greenwashed mushrooms, each promising pristine, pesticide-free perfection at twice the supermarket price. Shoppers pay a premium not for flavor, but for the soothing balm of ethical self-congratulation. It’s the high altar of locavore piety, where moral satisfaction outweighs actual savings or convenience.